Joe Russell is a real nice lad. Don't click on his name, because you are not allowed to look at his personal website. Most nights, he does stand-up comedy about food and animals. You can find him at the Village Lantern at 167 Bleecker in NYC, but you shouldn't. He would not like to meet you. 

Olivia Vessel is a real nice lady. Her website has not been visited in several years. Please, for the love of God, click on her name. She is dying for someone, anyone, to look at her personal acting website. There, you'll find her reel, resume, headshots,  and spiderwebs. I cannot stress enough how desperate she is for you to click on her name. Do it now. Please.